Sunday Stealing

 Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. Cheers to all of us thieves.

Stolen from Swap Bot

1. If animals could talk, which one do you think would complain the most about their day?
Coyotes would complain about all the houses that have been built in what was once their home.

2. What do you think cats dream about during their epic naps?
They dream about waking up, so that they can go back to sleep again.

3. If squirrels organized an Olympics, what events would they have?
digging for nuts, racing up a tree to get away from a dog, nest building

4. Do you think penguins ever get jealous of birds that can fly?
I think penguins are too busy to even think about birds that can fly.

5. If animals had their own social media, what kind of posts would we see from them?
They'd call it Twitter and post "tweets."  (Oh?  That's been done before?)

6. What would be the title of the autobiography of a lazy house cat?
"Looking for a patch of sun"

7. If you had to choose an animal to be your personal bodyguard, which one would you pick?
Lassie, of course.  She (he) could understand everything and do anything that didn't involve opposable thumbs.

8. Do you think dogs secretly judge us for not being able to sniff out everything they can?
I'm not sure dogs judge us, but they may wonder why we can't smell what they can.

9. If animals could wear clothes, which animal would have the best fashion sense?
The penguin already wears a tuxedo.  The peacock has a neat bunch of feathers.

10. If a group of owls started a band, what would their music style be?
Anything that doesn't require fingers.  Maybe a barbershop quartet.

11. What do dolphins think when people swim with them?
"I wonder what it would be like to walk on land..."

12. What do you think squirrels gossip about when they chatter to each other in the trees?
"when do you think someone will give us something to eat."  "How many holes did you dig today?" "Can you still climb a tree fast enough to stay away from the dog?"

13. If elephants played hide-and-seek, where do you think they'd hide?
Actually, given that they are very large animals, it's amazing how well they are hidden when they move through the bushes

14. What do you imagine a llama would say if you asked it about the meaning of life?
Not sure it would say anything; it would just spit at me.

15. If you could swap places with any animal for a day, which one would it be, and why?
I very much wanted to be my mother's dog.  That dog got pampered, loved, and ice cream every night.

____________________________________________________________________________

PHOTO OF THE DAY 

Ned has taught Bubba a trick

8380