Sunday Stealing

Welcome to Sunday Stealing. This feature originated and published on WTIT: The Blog. Here we will steal all types of questions from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent questions. Cheers to all of us thieves.

Stolen from SwapBot

1. If you could have a remote control that could pause time, what would you do with it?
I'd watch the Lawsuit concert at UC Davis over and over again...watching Paul sing and David dance.

2. What's the silliest thing you believed as a child that you wish were true now?
The only thing I remember believing as a silly thing was that dragonflies could sew up your mouth.  Needless to say, I don't wish that were true now.

3. If your life had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what song would it be?

"Thank God, You're Doing Fine"

4. If you were a vegetable, and someone accidentally ate you, what would you want them to say after the first bite?

Needs more flavor

5. If you were a flavor of ice cream, which one would you be, and why?
Vanilla.  'cause I'm just a plain person.

6. What's the strangest thing you've ever googled or searched for on the internet?

Oh lord.  I google so many things on the Internet.  I can't think of anything particularly strange, but I do watch lots of YouTube videos about making journals.  The thing that surprises me is how few people Google things.  People are always asking me about something that I'm able to find on Google in seconds.

7. If your pet could suddenly talk, what do you think it would say to you first?

Sit down.  I need a lap.

8. If you were a character in a video game, what would be your special move?

I don't play video games, so I can't think of anything.

9. What's the most bizarre item you've ever bought online?

I had a potato sent to a friend.  I also just recently had a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle made of photos I sent to Juxtapuzzle.  It was a great gift!

10. If you could replace the sound of one everyday activity with your own voice, which activity would you choose?

The ringing of our telephone, which I hate.  I would replace it with saying something soft like "you have a call coming in."  (We have a land line which we never answer because it's always sales calls)

11. If you were a punctuation mark, which one would you be, and how would you punctuate people's sentences?

It would be fun to be an exclamation point!  It would make everything everyone said so much more exciting! 

12. If you could have any celebrity be your personal assistant for a day, who would it be, and what tasks would you assign them?

Donald Trump.  I want him to write "vote for Biden" letters for me, scrub my floors, wash my clothes, feed the dog, and wash the windows.  And I won't pay him.  (Attorneys not allowed to join him)

13. What would be the worst "buy one, get one free" sale item ever?

Plastic Mancunian had a great answer:  a coffin.

14. If you could trade places with any fictional character from a book or movie, who would it be, and what would you do differently in their story?

If I were Dorothy, I would have found a different way home so Toto wouldn't chase the cat...but then the whole Wizard of Oz story would not happen.

15. If you had to live inside a TV show for a month, which show would you pick, and why?

I wouldn't mind being one of the Golden Girls, though they are all much younger than I am now.  It would also be fun to be in the Dick Van Dyke show.

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